Many of you have asked for an update on our disco-light inspired artifical christmas tree.
I am happy to share that I single-handedly conquered the 7 function-1000 lights adventure!
When the tree is plugged in and the light show starts, to set the display at the approved setting- I simply stand on one foot, face the Northern sub-lateral equinox, bite my lower lip and pray to the pre-lite articial~tree gods- when I feel a slight tingle and get a whiff of fresh cut evergreen I push the white program button and- in a twinkle our tree radiates love-joy and world peace!
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Can we please have the tree on disco mode on Christmas? Please please please.
Dear anonymous - Only if you supply Tylenol for everyone involved, as well as a glass of wine to wash it down.
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